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| Annie May Ward is the
founder and lady in charge at the New Zion Barbecue. When I told
her I had traveled from Ohio to see her, she immediately asked,
"well, how I look?" |
Danny Masters and I left Rainsboro on
Wednesday, January 28, 2004 with the only planned destination being
Huntsville, Texas to sample the barbecue of 88 year old, Annie May Ward.
Ward was featured a couple of years ago on CBS's Sunday Morning and her
smoked ribs and brisket are reputed to be the, "best in Texas."
That's one heck of a claim and I needed to give it, and Texas BBQ in
general, a try.
After a night spent in Tunica, Mississippi
and a stop over at the Delta Blues Museum in Clarksdale, we crossed over
into Arkansas sometime after noon on Thursday, stopping in Tallulah, LA
for lunch and in Shreveport for a visit to a new Bass Pro Outdoor World
store. That night we stayed across the Texas border in Marshall, TX.
The timing on Friday was perfect. We
stopped a Texas highway crew outside Huntsville for directions and with their help, found Annie
May's with no trouble. We pulled into the parking lot at exactly noon and
primed for the feast. The restaurant turned out to be exactly as I had
imagined and I immediately recognized Annie May behind the counter.
It was a great experience, and I'm glad I
made the trip. However, as far as the BBQ went, personally I was
disappointed. The brisket and smoked sausage were marginally okay but the ribs were
greasy old spare ribs instead of back ribs. The sides included shelly beans
and a horrible mashed potato salad. Besides the ribs, the thing I objected
to the most was the sauce. The meat was served on a large communal platter
and was smothered in a dark, smoky sauce that lacked both sweetness and
zest. I found a lack of zest or tang to be common in all the BBQ sauces I
had throughout the southwest.
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Bigger In Texas! |
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Danny and I got to talking about
how much bigger Texas was than Ohio. So, when we returned home I
got on the Internet and checked it out. Ohio contains 40,948
square miles of real estate while Texas occupies 268,601. A quick
"goesinta" reveals that Texas is 6.5 times larger than
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That afternoon we got back on the super
slab and drove south to Houston. Turning west, we ended up spending the
night in San Antonio. Had a wonderful Mexican meal at a place called Tejas
and drove by the Alamo the next morning. San Antonio has an interesting
downtown area and would be a great city to spend a few days in. The Alamo,
however, wasn't too impressive but don't tell a Texan that!
Leaving San Antonio, we took US 90 west
towards Del Rio. The further you go the more desert like the land becomes.
Driving through Uvalde County we stopped at a small flea market and picked
up some local jellies, jewelry and wooden items. The major form of
agriculture in Uvalde County seemed to be large game preserves
specializing in exotic animals from Europe, Africa and Asia. In addition,
lots of land is given over to hunting local white tail and mule deer,
black bear, mountain lion, rabbits, quail and wild hogs. Just about every ranch you passed billed
itself as a hunting preserve and was surrounded by a high woven fence
capped with a strand of barbed wire.
Del Rio, Texas is on the border with Acuna,
Mexico and other than wanting to scope out Acuna there's no reason to go
there. We parked on the US side and took a cab over. Another American
waiting for a cab advised us to try Ma Crosby's for Mexican food and it proved
to be good advice. We had the sample plate which consisted of a beef taco,
an enchilada, a tamale, chili con carne, refried beans, Spanish rice,
fresh guacamole, chips and the best Pico de Gallo I've ever had. All this
and a waiter in formal attire for $4.75.
The locals in Acuna long ago caught on that
their junk was priced too cheap. You can still barter but don't expect any
really great deals. Acuna is a typical bustling and dirty Mexican border
town but the high pressure sales tactics aren't as great as Tijuana or
Cozumel. The big attraction for Americans seems to be low-cost medicines
and cheap medical-dental care. Expect the trip back over the bridge to
take some time since the US Customs check every vehicle. Also, make sure
you have a photo ID and a second form of ID. You don't need a passport
unless you're planning to stay more than 72 hours.
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Roy Bean, the law west of the
Pecos. |
Back stateside, we got back on US 90 and
headed for Langtry, TX. Langtry is the town made famous by the legendary
Judge Roy Bean. The town was founded in the 1800's as a stop on the
railroad which long ago abandoned it. Besides a museum that keeps the
legend of the judge alive, there is a post office, a small store/gift shop
and a RV park. Today's population is listed at 30. Small as it is,
however, Langtry is the only place you can buy a soft drink for 120
miles.
I can't prove it but I think the drive
between Langtry and Sanderson, TX is the most desolate stretch in America.
You can't purchase a drink of water or a gallon of gasoline for almost 100
miles. It was dark and in the entire trip we only saw two dim lights; one
inside a rickety mobile home and the other in a broken down shack. They
were lights but they may have been candles or kerosene lamps. And, unlike
Ohio, there were absolutely zero farm night lights dotting the
landscape.
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| Sanderson, TX bills
itself as the Cactus Capital of Texas. |
Sanderson, TX is the county seat of Terrell
County and serves as the entrance of the Big Bend country of SW Texas. Less
than 900 folks inhabit Sanderson and there appears to be zero
manufacturing in the region. All the businesses are small and the nearest
large grocery store is an hour away in Fort Stockton. The town's history
is tied to providing roundhouse services to the railroad but that activity
was moved further west a number of years ago. Besides a couple of small
motels, restaurants and bars the principle employment is in the school
system, country government and animal ranching.
We spent a great evening in Johnny D's Bar
& BBQ rubbing elbows with the locals and tossing back long-necked
bottles of Lone Star beer. 51% of Sanderson's population is Hispanic and
98% of the music on Johnny's jukebox is Mexican Tejano. The locals were
friendly, generous and except for an incident where one dude was going to
give another an, "old fashion Texas ass whuppin'," peaceful.
Danny said that if he had to spend more than a day in Sanderson he'd ask
for an ass whuppin' just for something to do!
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| The Big Bend Country |
Met a fellow named Irving who ran a 38,000
acre ranch about 25 miles west of town. Irving had long ago, like most
locals, given up cattle ranching and was in the business of raising sheep
and goats. I was amazed at the number of goats raised in west Texas. They
are perfect for the native vegetation so it only makes sense. Irving said
that it takes 50 acres to support one cow or three goats. The only reason
he keeps any horses is to hunt predators which consist of mountain lions,
bears and coyotes. To protect their herds the ranchers let donkeys or
llamas graze with their animals. These animals bond with the herd and will
attack a predator if one approaches. Irving also said that the area
ranchers make nearly as much from hunting permits as they do from
ranching.
Ranch land around Sanderson commonly goes
for $40 an acre and the average home price in the community is $26,000.
Even if you own thousands of acres you still don't have much in dollars.
About the only good news in Sanderson
was that the US Immigration Service was building a new US Border Patrol
headquarters near the town and over 80 agents would be stationed there.
Hopefully, the town will get back some of its lost population and tax
base.
Sanderson is only 16 miles from the Mexican
border and the only law enforcement people we saw in the area were border
patrol agents. We also had to drive through an immigration check point
both coming into and leaving Del Rio.
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| This is typical Texas
ground near Ft. Stocktonl and Pecos. |
Sunday morning, after a breakfast at
Jeanie's Country Kitchen and more discussions with the local coffee
drinkers, we headed north towards Fort Stockton, Pecos and into New
Mexico. Fort Stockton was the site of an old Calvary fort originally built
following the Mexican-American War in the 1850s. Some of the original fort
still remains but most of what exist are reconstructions. Further north on
US route 285 is Pecos, TX. Pecos bills itself as the home of the world's
first rodeo and the famous Sweet Pecos Cantaloupe.
The first town we stopped in after entering
NM was Roswell. As you probably know, Roswell is widely known for the reported
crash landing of a UFO over 50 years ago. While the government and the
scientific community has long ago poo-pooed the claims, it is apparent that
several Roswell businesses depend on the perpetuation of the legend. In
the middle of town there is a UFO museum along with the "Of Another
Planet Restaurant," etc. We stopped only long enough for fuel and
coffee then headed west towards the Mescalero Apache Reservation near
Ruidoso, NM.
Ruidoso is in the mountains near 12,003
foot White Mountain. It is an alpine town and the center of a thriving ski
business. The Mescalero Apaches run a couple of large casinos in the town
and there is lots of shopping, motels, restaurants and all the trappings
of a tourist town. Being Super Bowl Sunday, we stopped in a western saloon
in Ruidoso, swilled down a Coors and watched the opening quarter of the
game.
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| Trinity, NM. Where the
bomb named Jumbo was detonated and the atomic age ushered in. |
It was beginning to get dark when we left
Ruidoso but we had decided to drive on to Socorro before finding a motel.
The drive took us down the mountain and into the Valley of the Fires. I
don't know the history of the name but this is the location of today's
White Sands Missile Test Site and yesterday's Trinity Site where the world's first
atomic bomb was detonated on July 16, 1945. It was pitch dark when we
passed by but the site is only open to visitors two days each year. The
only thing remarkable about Socorro was some pretty tasty Mexican food, a
sports bar where we watched the last minutes of the Super Bowl, and the
absolute worst motel I have ever tried to sleep in. It was cold, ready to
fall down, dimly lit and in the morning there was no hot water for a
shower. Even worse, it cost what a decent motel would have cost someplace
else. The next day we drove up
I-25 to where it meets Historic Route 66 and headed west on 66 through the
Laguna Indian Reservation. An hour later we merged into I-40 and paid a
brief visit to the Pueblo of Laguna. Back on the Interstate we drove a
little further west and spent about three hours touring the Acoma Pueblo and
Sky City. Sky City, sitting atop a 400 foot mesa, is the oldest constantly
inhabited community in America. The church dates back to 1629 and several
of the building are dated to the mid-12th century. You can freely drive
around the vast reservation but only guided tours are given of Sky City.
The cost is $10 plus a photo permit if desired. The
Acoma, like most tribes, have a casino that has brought the tribe newfound
revenues. Wisely, however, they do not directly distribute the proceeds to
tribal members like the Seminoles in Florida. The monies go towards
improving overall reservation life with improved schools, hospital, senior
citizen care, modern housing, libraries, roads, etc. The casino provides
lots of jobs while other tribal members are employed in various public
improvement projects, basic services and tourist activities. While
life on the reservation is modern just the opposite is true of that on top
the mesa. There, life is just as it has been for centuries. No modern
sewer system, no running water, no telephone or electricity and the
residents still heat with wood. Many of their traditional homes have been
somewhat modernized, but life is mainly as it always has been. After
several hours driving around the Acoma Reservation and talking to locals
we got back onto I-40 and headed east. We stopped in Albuquerque, NM and
walked around Old Town for a while and had an excellent Mexican meal at
Casa de Fiesta on the square. The meal was a carne adovada burrito (pork
marinated in red chili), rice, beans, chips and salsa, and all topped off
with Mexican fried bread (sopaipilla) and honey. One of the best Mexican
meals I've ever had, especially the burrito. Like San Antonio, Albuquerque
is one of those cities that deserves spending some time in. We
spent the night in Santa Rosa and topped off the day with several
bottles of Mexican beer. The next day
our goal was to make it into Oklahoma. We were running from a winter storm
and had to make some time. Plans got changed because we simply
underestimated the distance we needed to travel. The New Mexico border was
further than we thought and the Texas panhandle wider.
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| Great lunch special
with lots of western stuff hanging on the walls. |
We stopped over in Amarillo, TX and ate one
of the best meals of the trip at the Country Barn which is east of the
city next to I-40. The lunch special was brisket, potato salad, excellent Cole
slaw, onion rings, brown beans, Texas toast with fresh apricot chutney.
All for $5.95. We highly recommend, but again, the brisket was just
brisket and the sauce lacked pizzazz. Through
the states of New Mexico, Texas and Oklahoma, Historic Route 66 parallels
much of I-40. In places it simply comes to an abrupt
end in the dirt. In others it is covered over by the Interstate. In most towns
Business I-40 is the old road. Don't expect much to remain of the Nation's
Main Street of the 1950's. Little remains along the road and in the towns
much is in decay. Old service stations, motels and restaurants are falling
in on themselves or entirely missing. There exist a few examples of
attempts to restore but they are far, few and facing uncertain
futures.
The next evening we stayed in Tulsa, OK and
remained ahead of the storm. Into western Missouri we were making good
time but suffered a minor breakdown near Mt. Vernon, MO. The bearing on
the idler pulley went south and we had to be towed into Springfield, MO.
The PEP Boys had us back on the road in little over an hour and we spent
about an hour checking out the "Granddaddy of Outdoor Stores,"
Bass Pro Shop. Hard to believe it could be any bigger than their
Cincinnati store but it certainly was. Picked up a couple of good bargains
in their catalog outlet but otherwise, most of my money stayed in my
pocket. Before leaving
Springfield we stopped off at PFI. It is billed as Missouri's largest
western store and Danny is into horses and related tack. Largest selection
of saddles, boots, jeans and cowboy hats I've ever seen. Yippee
pardner! Back
on the road with the storm getting nearer, we headed for St. Louis. Once
there, we dropped off the Interstate long enough to drive by the base of
the Gateway Arch but failed at getting any photos. It wasn't lit bright
enough for our cameras. We
spent the last night out in Illinois and the storm caught us by Thursday
morning. Luckily for us, however, we missed the bulk of the ice and snow
and the Interstate was clear. It rained all day and even harder as we
neared Ohio. With a few stops in Cincinnati we finally made it home about
8 p.m. on Thursday evening. The
trip was 3983 miles long, covered parts of 11 states, 1 foreign nation and
numerous Indian reservations. What started out to be a journey to explore
Texas BBQ turned into a major tour of a large chunk of America's
Southwest. Barbecue wise, the
trip was a failure. I ate BBQ four times in Texas and Oklahoma and once
each in Mississippi, Louisiana and Missouri. I realize this isn't enough
to be a conclusive sample, but from it, the only conclusion I can reach is
that Texans don't have a clue about que! I remain convinced that
only Carolinians have truly mastered the art of smoking meat. And, nowhere
did I taste a half-way decent sauce. They were lacking in flavor and any
good sauce should remind you of where you ate at least a half-hour down the
road. On the other hand, the
Mexican food was simply outstanding. The best was in Mexico and the better
were as close to the border as possible. Everything tasted fresh and
nothing appeared to come out of a can. The
one thing that stood out every place we went was the friendliness of the
people. Regardless of region, race, language, etc. the welcome mat was out
and the people ready and willing to smile, shake your hand, and engage in
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